life lessons

Life lesson #438
Stickers are, for all practical purposes, two dimensional.
When you get a sticker for going potty on the potty you get to choose from a bunch of either sports related or garden related (they were in the $1 bin at Target).
Here's the rub though - the basketballs are just representations of basketballs. You can't scoop them up and throw them.

Many tears. Totally overshadowed the awesomeness of pottying on the potty.
Life lessons. Eh. Who needs 'em?
Two dimensional things are for the birds.